Dildo

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

You’re being such a dildo.

by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019

Dildo

A toy which girls use or a fucking island,who named an island as Dildo?

Man 1: Wow that's a huge Dildo!
Man 2: You talking about that toy or the island?

by DumbestWordsEver November 26, 2020

Dildo

You shove it up your ass

Person 1: *uses dildo*
Person 2: *audible gasp* “WOWEE.”

by proasseater6969 August 26, 2023

Dildo

Male who just lie there during sex, without moving. They are the male equivalent to a “starfish”.

He talks big, but is a dildo in bed.

by Justagirl1991 March 7, 2020

Dildo

Dildo... hmm you use it to fuck yourself if you don’t have a boy/girlfriend

Person 1- ah yes I use this dildo to shove it up my pussy and I have an orgasm

by CreamyCum December 30, 2020

Dildo

1) A male replacement.

2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.

1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo!

2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.

by Jun-Jun the Spoon February 2, 2007

DILDO

acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.

Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.

by billboardslags November 20, 2010