johnson lid

noun: a condom or device placed between penis and the world.

"yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i'm getting lucky tonight."

by doug p January 10, 2008

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stray lids

stray lids is the most famous lid ever. it is a lid, that is a lid which is stray. lost lid.

Felix: Oh god where'd my lid go again?

Chan: it turned into stray lids.

by 1010yu November 22, 2021

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The thin, watery/papery tasting film of ice cream stuck to the lid of a paper ice cream carton, especially when new.

Disgusted from what he was tasting, Alex realized that he accidentally sampled the lid cream with his finger instead of the ice cream in the carton.

by Lord_of_Foxes December 03, 2016

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A lad who always has your back when ya lose your lid.

John always has my back when it comes to lids. He is such a Lid Lad

by nikiboi8298 June 14, 2017

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someone who's penis is all girth and no length

Jake: "i heard nick has a bin lid"
male Prostitute: "yeh he does"

by Stuart T February 19, 2008

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Do ya surf?
Nah mate, I'm an eski lidder.

by Benjamin W June 17, 2006

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When the areola of a woman's breasts are very large.

Andrew: I slept with Emma last night.
Mike: Nice one!. She's got huge tits eh?
Andrew: Yeah, but should've seen her dustbin lids. Almost put me off

by ScottishDrinn September 16, 2011

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