Audi 500

be outtie, to bail, to bounce...

Oh man, it's too late to booze up, I'm Audi 500

by conjuror December 21, 2008

Cokehead 500

v. In the style of NASCAR,the morning rush hour on I-95N in Philly.

Welcome to the Cokehead 500

by JoeNJ2 April 16, 2011

The 500 Club

A very prestigious and exclusive institution where only the classiest of people are offered invitations. One must be in dress codes at all times and bring a complementary bottle of wine to each event. Location is unknown to the public because of its distinguished confidentiality. Those who attempt to join the club without being asked will be terminated immediately and disposed of.

Dude, I just got asked to be apart of the 500 club! This is the best day of my life! I cannot tell you where it is because I swore under oath.

by ChinandlerBong1 September 14, 2011

I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

by wykykr May 15, 2006

Daytona 500

One of the Greatest 2,000 left turn races in NASCAR

The person to make 2,000 left turns the fastest wins the Daytona 500

by Steve Jobs' Ghost April 4, 2015

freshman 500

Freshman 500 is when senior guys make it a game to try to have sex with as many freshman as possible

I can't wait to be seniors next year so we can do the freshman 500

by Shorty mc short stuff October 28, 2015

Daytona 500

When a dildo is strapped to the front of a car and the driven into the asshole of a bent over redneck girl.

I just gave this hot hick a Daytona 500 and then I threw her body in the river.

by cwand430 October 19, 2010