500 mile rule
If you are more than 500 miles away from home, you can have sex with any nasty pig that is willing, because none of your friends will ever find out.
500 mile rule by Vitriolic X August 15, 2011
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500 mile rule
Lover: I walked 5500 F***ing miles to see this girl!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!
500 mile rule by theherkman August 12, 2011
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"500 mile rule"
When ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.
Mostly in a sexual way.. murder someone and your sorry ass is still going to jail!!
Mostly in a sexual way.. murder someone and your sorry ass is still going to jail!!
I was at a conference in Vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie... You mean you cheated??? Nope I was covered under the "500 Mile Rule".. I'm all good.
"500 mile rule" by Knuckle Children January 1, 2008
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