Daytona 500

The Greatest Race Ever. Period.

The Daytona 500 is the Superbowl of Nascar

Daytona 500 by Draughn September 3, 2006

Daytona 500

Huge crashes, top stars, tons of money, and speed.

"Dude, I want to see some destruction with money everywhere"
"Watch the Daytona 500"

Daytona 500 by Spoti May 22, 2012

Daytona 500

One of the Greatest 2,000 left turn races in NASCAR

The person to make 2,000 left turns the fastest wins the Daytona 500

Daytona 500 by Steve Jobs' Ghost April 4, 2015

Daytona 500

When a dildo is strapped to the front of a car and the driven into the asshole of a bent over redneck girl.

I just gave this hot hick a Daytona 500 and then I threw her body in the river.

Daytona 500 by cwand430 October 19, 2010

Daytona 500

The act of fingering a girl until she sqiurts, at this point your friends run into the room and you shower them in the pussy juice. Much like the winner of the Daytona 500 would do with champagne.

Hey are you going to the party tonight? My girl wants to do a Daytona 500.

Daytona 500 by DirtyDan0527 August 14, 2016

Daytony 500 

A racing event held in Daytona Beach, Florida that is adjusted for the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. When the cars finish a lap, a loud "MMMRRRRRAAAAAA" is announced throughout the track. On the last lap of the race, "MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA!!!" is announced. It is rumored that the man the myth, the legend Anthony Favata often makes appearances as well.

Guy 1: Yo we headin to the Daytona 500?

Guy 2: Nah man, today its the Daytony 500.

Guy 3: Oh ,so they're yellin "MRRRAAAA!!!! " after every lap.

Guy 2: Yea and I heard Favata might be there.

Guy 1: Yo our boy Favata!

Guy 2: Yo the Daytony 500!! WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!!!!

Daytony 500 by Daytony500fan February 22, 2017

Daytwona 500 

Da second-sunrise period of chaos and debauchery at da Floor-it-duh races.

It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.

Daytwona 500 by QuacksO July 31, 2021