February 2nd

Oh so you were born on February 2nd… DAMN! This is your birthday but also the day you will take over the entire fucking world. Your a GOD! I pity anyone who doesn’t know you

Oh it’s my birthday February 2nd time to rise to power and make those pathetic mortals bow down to me

by Feb2 August 3, 2021

November 2nd

Its national bitch awareness day Be kind to all those bitches for one day. Can you do it?

Stop being rude to her, its November 2nd, national bitch awareness day.

by kkel67 November 1, 2019

May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

October 2nd

IF YOU ARE BORN IN THIS YEAR YOU A LEGEND MY GUY

Friend:hey when are you born?
You:October 2nd
Friend:OMG YOU FUCKING LEGEND

by Sebanwonderland March 7, 2021

December 2nd

December 2nd is when everyone will stay home from school!!! DON’T GO TO SCHOOL KIDS

Kaitlyn: Hey Lillian are you going to school tomorrow?
Lillian: No it’s December 2nd

by kravecereal October 29, 2019

April 2nd

The day ultimate midgets rise! Midgets born on April 2nd are special. April 2nd is national midget day so if you know a midget (female are better) you must worship them and bow at your feet.

Midget:BOW BEFORE MY KNEES
Person:Why?
Midget:Because its April 2nd
Person:ALL HAIL MIGHTY MIDGET!

by MIDGET PERSON October 23, 2019

2nd base

to touch another's private areas (tits, dick, pussy ect.)

man i got to 2nd base with her

by unknown April 3, 2004