This is my birthday and it never goes right, so all I want is a few birthday wishes on my snap please @g.stewart28
by Puddle28th October 28, 2019

This is a very special day, it’s the say yes and be extremely nice to your girlfriend day! give her all the love, hugs, kisses and back tickles. say sorry for all the shit you’ve put her through, and just be a really nice boyfriend 🥺 your girl deserves it !
Girlfriend: Hey!! guess what it is tomorrow babe :)
Boyfriend: What baby?
Girlfriend: It’s the 28th of November and that’s the be extra nice and romantic to your girlfriend day ;)
Boyfriend: What baby?
Girlfriend: It’s the 28th of November and that’s the be extra nice and romantic to your girlfriend day ;)
by the girlfriend everyone wants November 27, 2020

the next amendment to the constitution that states women are prohibited to me on the road because they cant drive worth shit
"This is Peter Jennings with a news update that the US's car accident mortality rate has just dropped to an amazing 1% due to the 28th amendment"
"also just in if u think im sexist u can lick my nutz
"also just in if u think im sexist u can lick my nutz
by i forgot May 13, 2005

Its American Thanksgiving. What do you want it to be, National Eat Your Crush Out Day? You’re only here because you’re looking for “ National Holidays “ to post on tik tok. Go play with your dolls you’re like 5. Leave room for Jesus.
Person 1: Hey its November 28th! Guess what that is-
Person 2: Shut up.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because people like you are annoying. I dont give a heck about what day it is. Stop bothering me with your annoying “ Holidays. “
Person 1: Didn’t have to be rude about it..
Person 2: You son of a b-
Person 3: HEY! HE SAID LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS!
Person 2: Sorry..
Person 2: You son of a biscuit!
Person 3: Thats better :)
Person 2: Shut up.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because people like you are annoying. I dont give a heck about what day it is. Stop bothering me with your annoying “ Holidays. “
Person 1: Didn’t have to be rude about it..
Person 2: You son of a b-
Person 3: HEY! HE SAID LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS!
Person 2: Sorry..
Person 2: You son of a biscuit!
Person 3: Thats better :)
by Share this or suck toes November 3, 2019

by Dave January 16, 2004

June 28th is National Coming-Out Day. If you are in "The Closet" and you're ready to "Come-Out" June 28th is the best day to do it.
Me: Guess what today is, Mom?
Mom: What day is it?
Me: It's June 28th! Also know as National Coming-Out Day! Also, I'm transgender.
Mom: Oh! I exept you completely! Do you want me to go get you a binder?
Me: Sure! Thank you so much, Mom!
Mom: What day is it?
Me: It's June 28th! Also know as National Coming-Out Day! Also, I'm transgender.
Mom: Oh! I exept you completely! Do you want me to go get you a binder?
Me: Sure! Thank you so much, Mom!
by plutos whore May 7, 2020

by Mr Ling July 19, 2010
