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brea olinda high school (2016/17) 

snakes, caucasians who think their shit doesn't stink, and a staff that is made up of former (and current) crackheads, nerds, ancient dinosaurs, and the young ones who just can't seem to update grades until the last day of the semester. brea olinda high school is not only less than mediocre, but at the top of hill where the teachers have no idea what to do in an emergency. known as the wildcats, many of bohs' residents wake up in the morning, ready to face a day of the wrestling coach dragging kids out of class for drugs, girls spraying more perfume than their body weight, and getting in mile long lunch lines (which take up about fifteen minutes of a twenty minute lunch break.) stereotypical? nope. instead of jocks, cheerleaders, and nerds, we have mexicans who are part of "blood" and "crip" gangs, the kids that color their hair because they think it's edgy, the ones that talk about bottom text memes, the ones who talk about offensive memes, the group of freshman that were earlier known as the "skater squad"(only because they went to active once, and rode a penny board in the seventh grade.) a few kids that tried to get famous, the choir kids, who have to make it obvious that "i can't, i have choir rehearsal" every day, even on holidays? okay. the cheerleaders who go through the loss of a team member every three weeks, and the seniors who everyone knows because they were in asb or link crew at some point. hell isn't underground, it's on a hill, in a canyon.
brea olinda high school? the one full of privileged whites who think racism is funny? okay! i know that school!

brea olinda high school (2016/17) is a school that understands that they're the only people on earth, and that degrading yourself is the way to be cool. 😎

Feeling 2016 

When everything that can go wrong , goes wrong.
Boss : Where is the financial report Lisa ?
Lisa : I'm feeling 2016 today.Leave me alone.

Boss : I'm sorry. Take the rest of the day off if you want Lisa.
Word of the Day on November 12, 2016

the 2016 election 

The absolute worst year for politics ever
The 2016 election made me like bill clinton
the 2016 election by Swanky_Danky January 5, 2017

Election 2016 

America: We did Election 2016
Japan: Haha! You guys are losers
America: We're gonna have to bomb you.
Election 2016 by bonelesspizza November 23, 2016

Chicago 2016 

1. (n.) when the International Community gives the USA a bitch-slap in the face by picking the favela-town of Rio de Janeiro

2. (adj.) -d the act of foreigners proving how racist they still are by denying POTUS Obama, FLOTUS Obama, and the most powerful person in the universe - Oprah, what the native Chicagoans want

3. (adv.) -ing the act of Republicans finding another way to be secretly racist about the President
Man, we lost the game by 50 points, we just got Chicago 2016d.
Chicago 2016 by Brian AL Johnson October 2, 2009

October 22, 2016 

The day where the #2 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes were defeated 24-21 in dramatic fashion by the unranked Penn State Nittany Lions, highlighted by a blocked field goal returned for a touchdown.
Brutus, do you remember what happened on October 22, 2016? That's right! The key word was super reliable INSIDE of 40.

Ghostbusters 2016

A form of torture, if you force someone to watch it it's worse than waterboarding
Dude 1: I watched the Ghostbusters 2016 remake
Dude 2: Holy shit are you a masochist