Swoll

very muscular; jacked; ripped

by Kevin Rice October 13, 2003

Swole Factory

To be a top caliber athlete of exceptional talent and a reputation of succeeding at everything. To be called swole factory is a great honor.

"Oh, Dave made the Junior National team? He is definitely swole factory."
"I hear Richard is swole factory when it comes to wrestling."

by Urboiigoesoff February 5, 2013

Swole

Having extreme amounts of muscle on ones body... Becoming a Gym Freak will make you swole...

You see that girl sawyer over there , she is more swole than her boyfriend Graydon... how embarrassing... man should hit the curls!

by TheGoatMizzle May 22, 2017

Swole Session

The act of working out, hitting the gym, getting in shapeSwole

Oh bro I just had a crazy swole session at the gym, lifted soo much weight

Aw yeah nigga im just bout to have a rediculous swole session!

by Lop Sotnas December 31, 2011

Swollicity

An overall measure of swoleness taking into account muscle size/strength, body fat, hip-to-waist ratio, vein visibility, and lifting schedule.

I haven't worked out for a month and I can feel my swollicity falling! HGH having no effect!... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

by failbot_9000 June 27, 2010

swollen property

A chick caught cheating, "red handed" , with a dick in her hand.

He left his old lady cause he walked in the room and she was caught with swollen property.

by lane3192 September 10, 2014

Swollen Zombie

Another term for blue balls.

I was edging and now I have a swollen zombie.

by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017