Cult like religious leader that originated on MySpace.
Actual beliefs and teachings of The Church of The Donnie Llama are based upon free beer and free love.
Actual identity and age of The Donnie Llama is unknown. Religion is believed to be started by former descendants of an ancient Mayan religion that worshipped the sun, the water, wheat, barley, corn, and boobs.
Followers are asked to donate all their worldly possessions to The Church, recite His Prayer at least once a week, Hail Him, convert the non-believers, and sacrifice at least one 12 ounce adult beverage of his/her choice.
Actual beliefs and teachings of The Church of The Donnie Llama are based upon free beer and free love.
Actual identity and age of The Donnie Llama is unknown. Religion is believed to be started by former descendants of an ancient Mayan religion that worshipped the sun, the water, wheat, barley, corn, and boobs.
Followers are asked to donate all their worldly possessions to The Church, recite His Prayer at least once a week, Hail Him, convert the non-believers, and sacrifice at least one 12 ounce adult beverage of his/her choice.
by Kay Cee September 14, 2006

by Darxide December 30, 2004

by Cal Aggie Marching Band-Uh! January 03, 2008

As a great young woman once said
"Llamas with cheese on a stick, cooked on a BBQ, then put on a plate with corn and beans"
or
"Im as hot as a cat under a rug, with a llama on top, cooking hot dogs on a BBQ, putting them on a plate on the fourth of july and giving it to your mother. BURN !"
"Llamas with cheese on a stick, cooked on a BBQ, then put on a plate with corn and beans"
or
"Im as hot as a cat under a rug, with a llama on top, cooking hot dogs on a BBQ, putting them on a plate on the fourth of july and giving it to your mother. BURN !"
by Siera Brooke January 23, 2009

Whilst giving a female friend some mouth-to-south you collect as much "gob" from the deepest depths of your chest as passoble and with as much force as can be applied spit the "gob" in the direction of the cervix.
by Manboobs September 13, 2007

Someone who completely lives of and thrives off of drama, yet claims to have an extreme dislike for it.
by tankgirl69 January 15, 2010

by taraisteb October 17, 2011
