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Guap Guap 3000

Term used to describe head so good you would pay for it; and/or also that good pussy
She said it was her first time then hit me with the guap guap 3000, bro it was raining $1’s when I was done.
by Finkapoplous July 19, 2021
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RTX 3000 Series

The Graphics card line-up that was released by Nvidia in Q4 of 2020. Due to the pandemic and most likely some artificial shortages made by Nvidia themselves the cards gained a meme-like reputation for never being in stock and being always scalped by bots
Man1: Man, I wish I could have gotten a RTX 3000 series card, even a 3060 would be nice
Man2:Same, too bad none are in stock
by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021
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Douche Master 3000

A feminine cleaning device similar to a standard pressure washer. Includes a resevoir for douche spray and water as well has a easy-grip handle with rotating head. Sprayer general exceeds 1500psi for maximum effectiveness and comes with 4hp B&S motor with patented one-pull easy start. Guaranteed to rid your private area of all growths and foul odor.
Russ: Hey Paul! You take a whiff of mary? She smells like a Cape Cod fishing boat. I was wondering where all the sailors where?

Paul: Maybe we should go in together and buy her the new Douche Master 3000 with 1500psi and rotating head!

Russ: Good idea! That should clear the area of all offensive things and we can dive right back in!
by BB MAK March 16, 2006
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twister wizard 3000

The act of performing oral sex with both hands in a twisting motion on a male
Kayla gave Kenneth the twister wizard 3000 last night
by Kenneth staten January 19, 2023
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gawk gawk 3000

a blowjob that takes your soul (in a good way). it normally, if performed properly, only needs a few seconds before you cum everywhere. is often seen in hentai.
chad: i wanted to fuck her till she couldn't walk but she didn't want to.
kyle: you should've just asked for the gawk gawk 3000 dude
by queerbastard November 19, 2020
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Guak Guak 3000

I gave him the Guak Guak 3000 last night!
by 8Peanut7 December 6, 2022
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