Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
by Diegaa June 19, 2008

When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.
I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.
by BT 2 September 1, 2009

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

by Slam-a-lam-a-ding-ding-ding-dong September 12, 2008

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005
