tard 

A shortened form of one of two words: retard or bastard. It's up to the listener to decide which one fits better.

Neo is such a tard, it isn't even funny.

tard by Crys February 7, 2005

Tard 

A fucking dumbass, Who has no clue what the fuck he is doing when he walks into a club or something of that sort. Basically a goddam retard.

Hey guess what, I say the worst tard at Wal-Mart today, Wal-Mart is basically a hang out place for Tards anytime of the day.

Tard by Try me September 2, 2005

Tard 

Cross between a tit and a retard. A retard cant help it. A tit does it for a laugh. A tard cant help doin it for a laugh.

My m8 Mavis (wont go so far as to give surname, that would be tardish)He terrorizes/mocks his friends for a laugh because he cant help it, and because he cant help it, he cant stop...
The implications are obvious.

Tard by Ethel April 18, 2006

Tard 

A person who is not good enough to be a retard. Socialy lower than a geek and may be slightly mentally deformed.

If you live in essex you are a tard.

Tard by essexgal June 1, 2004

TARD 

a shortend version of the word retard

Jose" my comps such a tard" greg" curse it"

TARD by ADD December 28, 2005

tard 

something you call someone to insult them like duh!!!!

your such a tard.
you are an unbelievable tard!
stop being a tard.

you get my jist...

tard by laura-loo March 10, 2008

tard 

so ridiculously tired that you cannot even pronounce the word correctly ...

"Dude, I am TARD!!!"

tard by cosmos girl September 10, 2008