2 definitions by Ethel

Tard

Cross between a tit and a retard. A retard cant help it. A tit does it for a laugh. A tard cant help doin it for a laugh.

My m8 Mavis (wont go so far as to give surname, that would be tardish)He terrorizes/mocks his friends for a laugh because he cant help it, and because he cant help it, he cant stop...
The implications are obvious.

by Ethel March 18, 2006

ridyard

To cover up, slack off, blame others or disguise ones own incompetence by fair means or foul.

This web developers ridyard

by Ethel October 21, 2003