penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience

producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it

by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025

Shitter Music

Music that’s only heard from the speakers in public shitters, too bland to be enjoyable, but too vulgar for the elevator.

“A B C D E F U and your mom and your brother and your sister and your dog…”

“Somehow, I enjoy the sound of toilet trumpets more than this awful shitter music”

by Fongoolinator July 2, 2025

Slutty Mustache

A mustache on a hot guy that makes him 10 times hotter and honestly is a part of his personality.

Is it too much to ask for a liberal brunette with a slutty mustache???

by nothollis July 14, 2025

Tweaker Music

Music that makes you feel like you are tweaking out and makes your brain stop functioning properly.

When ever I wanna feel high without going to eddyville, I just play tweaker music like Ponyboy by Sophie and feel better

by Toucameron July 18, 2025

Tuna musket

When you pack chunk light tuna in the tip of a penis with a sounding rod to later be ejaculated as a means of entertainment

I'm gonna load up the tuna musket to surprise the wife tonight

by Kingcaveman1 July 24, 2025

No Mustard On My Bike

Phrase Made By RedLynx in 2009 With The Game Trials HD, It Has Been A Running Gag In All Games Since Then

Do you want you Ham Sandwich
No I want my bike, No mustard on my bike

by TrialsGooner69 August 7, 2025

Amiga Music Preservation

Amiga Music Preservation (AMP) is a website dedicated to archiving Amiga modules and information about the artist. It was founded by Crown & Curt Cool and has been running since the year 2000.

Amiga Music Preservation is not to be confused with mod archive, pouët or modules.pl.

by 933 August 18, 2025