zero

A word used to describe someone who's both attractive and talented at whatever they do.

Guy 1: yo that dude is so hot and he's just good at everything he does
Guy 2: facts he's just zero.

by TheUrbanDictition January 2, 2024

Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of eternity with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.

Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.

by Numerati January 14, 2024

Zero Fucks

When someone doesn’t give a heck or damn if they feel they were or are right, even if others didn’t or don’t like them because of it.

Leaders can’t lead their sheep effectively unless they give zero fucks to all those oft-unreasonable or biased complains or protests against them.

by Numerati January 26, 2024

Zeroboi

Zeroboi mindset: Unfazed by investment outcomes, stays rational. Different from moonboi hype.

'' Meow is a zeroboi, he bought mockJUP and ride it to 0, he is not fazed with the market outcome''

by solsmallbrain February 9, 2024

zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024

Zero hoes

A lack of hoes AKA having no bitchs

Matt has like zero fucking hoes dog😤

A lack of hoes AKA having no bitchs
Zero hoes

by Simi_autistic March 1, 2024

Zero

Zero is the precise amount of bitches I will obtain.

YOU GET ZERO BITCHES.

by TheRuszard April 3, 2024