whale riding

When a man goes up to a women in a bar, gives her a hug and whispers in her ear that she is the fattest and ugliest thing in the world. Then he see's how long he can hold on to her for.
Winnner of whale riding is the person who holds on the longest!

(In a bar) man goes up to a women and says:

"you are the fattest thing in the room"

See's how long he can hold on

Friend: "you are the best at whale riding"

by Edward Mills March 11, 2009

save the whales

Screw the whales! If they can't adapt to changes in their environment, they might as well just die out.

If you say "Save the Whales!" I'll say "Survival of the Fittest!"

by Captain Pollution July 19, 2003

Blue Whale

Code name for a Black person in West Virginia. Often used by people that don't want to call people a offending name,

That guy was being such a blue whale!

by Austin1313 March 19, 2009

Whalegina

Someone having an abnormally large vagina, usually from being abnormally large themselves

Have you seen the Whalegina on Emily Dodge?

by Tim Monaco Jr. August 5, 2008

kitchen whale

The morbidly obese female that is (or should be) in the kitchen cooking your food right now.

My wife is the best kitchen whale ever.

by voodoo22007 June 19, 2009

Serial killer whale

Killer whale that keeps on killing people. And seaworld keeps on getting paid to let him kill!

That Tilikum at seaworld - he's not just a killer whae he's a serial killer whale .

by doctorjosh February 26, 2010

big blue whale

a big blue dildo that girls at kenston use.

those girls share a big blue whale.

by blah5439555 April 18, 2011