Urinal Nycoxication

When you are having sex, you pee instead of cream inside her.

The night that I accidentally had Urinal Nycoxication was the night that I am super embarrassed of.

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024

Urinary Eye Infection

A urinary eye infection occurs when you open your eyes in a pool where children have urinated, leading to irritation or infection due to exposure to the urine.

After spending the afternoon at the water park, Sarah complained of discomfort in her eyes, suspecting she may have contracted a urinary eye infection from accidentally opening her eyes in the pool where some kids had been peeing.

by DubbleJay March 15, 2024

Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.

That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.

by Patty Winters March 17, 2024

Urinal Dream

A dream that most guys have in common where one goes to use a urinal, ends up missing themselves. The dreamer typically wakes up having wet the bed

"Bro, I had the urinal dream last night"

by Little_Sprigles April 12, 2024

Urinade

Lemonade made with Brown sugar instead of refined ‘white’ sugar.

Urinade is actively made to look like urine.
As such, it is often confused with human excrement disguised as lemonade, which is more accurately called fools lemonade, akin to fools gold.

Man the urinade is so sweet, it’s too bad people confuse it with fools-lemonade!

by TheSpudMan February 14, 2025

Unionphobic

A wet wipe who gets offended by the sheer sight of the union flag.

What a Unionphobic wet wipe, imagine moving to a country and being offended by their flag...

by Dadda Ridley July 16, 2025

Unionphobic

A xenophobic wet wipe that gets offended by the Union flag.

Look at that Unionphobic wet wipe moaning over us flying the Union flag

by Dadda Ridley July 16, 2025