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twisted sister

the 80s band twisted sister ROCK!!!! they made the song "Where not gonna take it" which is still popular today....
twisted sister are one of the best heavy metal bands from the 80s apart from metallica before they became sell outs with st. anger
by feel the nosie July 25, 2003
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twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker
by Sarah July 9, 2004
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sick twisted son of a bitch

laura knapp is one sick twisted son of a bitch. she eats babies!
by Jesus Mohamed Christ September 4, 2008
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twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.
She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.
by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009
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Twitterite

A person who cant last more than a few minutes with out checking twitter.
Dave twitters every hour and has been diagnosed as a serious Twitterite!
by Boozewatch.com.au July 2, 2009
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Twitterlight Zone

When a show (such as an awards show) comes on in one timezone and you are forced to relive it over and over in your Twitter timeline until it comes on in your own timezone in which case you barely even want to watch it because you already know how it ends, yet you do watch it only to give your own snarky commentary.
At the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift was interrupted by Kanye West, the Twitter universe lit up. People in the West Coast with East Coast People in their timelines were forced to see rolling tweets about what happened in their timeline for 3 hours prior to actually viewing the awards show.

@Blahchick80: "Oh hell naw, I can't believe Kanye did that sh*t to Taylor Swift!!"
@Teddybearcutie:"What did he do?"
@Blahchick80:"Ain't you watching the MTV awards?"
@Teddybearcutie:"Hell, naw, it's only 8pm here"
@Redgurl85:"If I was Taylor, I woulda kicked his ass!"
@Teddybearcutie "I gotta log off, this is the Twitterlight Zone..."

2 hours later....

@Teddybearcutie:"That Kanye is a real bastard, I would have punched him in the face if he did that to me"
@Redgurl85:"What, you're just now watching that? I swear, you West Coast people are so slooooww."
@Teddybearcutie: "STFU before I punch you in the face."
by Yomamaeatsbizkits February 5, 2010
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Twitterfaded

1)the state of being/or state of relationship when the warm fuzzies cease.

2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection is now gone.

3) romantically deflated (i.e.: it's over)

4) the opposite of Twitterpated
After years of dating Dave, Jan realized the fuzzies were gone; the excitement she once felt had mellowed into mild acceptance leaving her twitterfaded.
by Walter Winters October 4, 2009
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