one-way ticket

A shortened version of the phrase "one-way ticket to Did-I-Ask-Ville" used mainly in text to communicate that you don't care.

A: "guys I learned this new song on the ukelele!"
B: "one-way ticket"
A: "???"
B: "...to did-i-ask-ville"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021

Season Tickets

A term used by a male to describe a female whom they can engage in sexual activities with immediately upon encountering again. Given one another's previous history the female is generally considered to be sexually at the males disposal. Similar to that of a fuck buddy but not nearly as degrading and more socially acceptable; requires much less commitment with minimal to no strings attached. Often stated to rationalize the amount of sexual control and/or intimate authority that an alpha male has over an inferior female.

"You see that girl over there? Yea I fucked her like 5 years ago in high school and she still wants my dick. I got Season Tickets bro I can hit that whenever I want".

by Cristobal Marmol August 16, 2010

tickled

To have a part of your body touched in such a way that it forces you to laugh and squirm uncontrollably.

I tickled Alison's feet last night, OMG she laughed SO hard!

by nicole_03 November 2, 2016

Arabian Tickler

The Arabian Tickler is a sexual act where you delicately pull out someone's eye, leaving the eye hanging by the optic nerve and proceed to skull-fuck the eye socket.

The tickler part of the of the phrase refers to the tickling sensation cause by the dangling eye on skull-fucker's ballsack.

The term originated in the 1940s where a substitute for alcohol was needed during prohibition.

Sir Reginald M.D.: I say, my man servant gave me quite the Arabian Tickler the other night, what.

Cletus: DURRRRR.

SRMD: Rather.

by Cletus 'pegger' Johns March 13, 2010

Bait and Tackle

cock and balls

Never leave home without your bait and tackle.

by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004

Nicaraguan gooch tickler

Verb: Th act of sleeping with two midgets an iguana and a blonde woman. After pleasuring to the blonde girl to the point of orgasm, the iguana well be sacrificed, and the blood spilled upon the woman's gooch, after which the midgets will tickle the gooch with assorted lawn tools and a king size twix. The midgets will then eat the woman out as she spews out blood and vaginal secretion. This act does not require the human penis only timing.

Bro -"Dude wheres your iguana"
Dude-"The chick made me do a Nicaraguan gooch tickler"
Bro- "nice dude but pore iguana"

by Aliwishes November 2, 2010

nice tickles

When you caress someone in a lightly tickling fashion but not as to make it unwanted.

I love it when my girlfriend gives me nice tickels.

by Geden September 5, 2005