Rocket Man

A cross dressing male who prefers K-9 penis in place of lip gloss. This practice is know to be a health hazard. The larger or more aggressive the K-9 the greater the health risk (i.e.- facial scars). This name was coined due to the fact that when a male K-9 becomes "excited" his penis will rocket out and become exposed allowing the man to apply it to his lips.
Donnie was caught doing the rocket man last night and will never be able to show is face again.
by Security915 July 05, 2012
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rocket ride

Like Jenny said, it's one of the greatest feelings in the world...its worth killing a few brain cells ;)
I wish I would've seen the face I made or the "help me"...at least I got to see the priceless "scarey" face ;)
by Gemma September 23, 2003
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Rocket Power

a really stupid overrated Nickelodeon TV show about a bunch of retards that does nothing but talk about sports, sports, sports, and sports...They don't read. They don't draw. They don't go to school. They must've been on a disability or welfare check since the main character's father runs a crummy old fast-food shack!
Person #1: What's your favorite Nickelodeon show?

Person #2: As Told by Ginger. Too bad I have to wait till 6:00pm every single damn day to watch my favorite show and had to go thru being forced to watch the crappy overrated show Rocket Power!

*Rocket Power scene*

Squid: Hey guys, wanna do some reading?

Otto Rocket: Duh, I am too retarded to read 'cause I am gay. Let's go skateboardin' at my dad's crummy old shack and have a gay orgy with Twister and his older brother Lars.

Twister: I'm in!

Reggie: I need a sex change to participate ;)
by legs21 April 14, 2010
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crotch rocket

a machine that travels at unreal speeds of 200mph (mach 0.25) and is capable of cutting a pickup in half, ending multiple lives simultainiousely.
Susuki GSXR or,gixxer
Honda CBR
Yamaha R1
Kawasaki ZX-R
by OnyxO September 04, 2004
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Crotch Rocket

When the reciever of oral sex queefs in your mouth while engaged in oral sex with a female or creature with a vaina.
Shit dude. I was eating out your mom and she crotch rocketed me!
by Justin Beeyatch July 12, 2006
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rocket science

The study of the 'nether regions' and all other unsanitary manouveres and procedures involving the reproductive organs.
"hey jamie did u do ur rocket science homework on premature ejaculation?".
by Mick October 15, 2004
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Rocket ships

Another word for abnormally shaped breasts that are owned by a woman. This leads to an inability to breast feed, and reduced pleasure during sexual intercourse. Men find rocket ships very physically unappealing, and often try to avoid bitches with rocket ships (even if the are big).
Thomas: Waddup, Homie?
Robarts: Nuthin' much dawg. I juss saw a fyne feemail frum da backside, but wen shee turnd around when I tryed ta grope hur, she had fuckin' huge-asss rocket ships that looked like fuckin' milk cartons!
Thomas: Wow, Well did you bang dat bitch?
Robarts: Fuck NOE!!! Bitches wid rocket ships gotta buy love, and da woomen pai mii!!
by Cumming Half Earlobe Neurotics December 07, 2006
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