grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 15, 2016

weed chimney

Some one who smokes so much weed it's almost annoying and they often smell like weed

Aye She smokes so much she's like a weed chimney

by Fear.the.kier July 6, 2015

spooky weed

A stand of weed laced with some other drug

Damn homie, that spooky weed really did it to me, I was tripping balls and hit her with the shocker✌️👆.

by Smoker Bruce October 25, 2017

nuclear weed

Weed that's so good it puts you in a coma.

friend: bro you gotta try my new stuff, it's some nuclear weed

by KekMemes August 20, 2017

Weed Towel

A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.

Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.

by mensismans January 22, 2017

poo weed

shitty weed or weed that smells like skunk

i smoked the poo weed it is terrible

by cancwer September 23, 2018

creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012