The inner working relationship between the male's brain and penis, usually resulting in cloudy thoughts or irrational decisions.
Homie: Can't figure out what to do with this girl...should I dump her or naw?
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?
*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?
*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass
by EvStAr May 07, 2018
When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.
Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!
by Cockmaster Jackoffinabox June 21, 2011
1. DAAAAAAMN! Look how big Farmer Bob's cock is!
2. Dude! Look at that cock's claws! They'd rip right through a hen!
2. Dude! Look at that cock's claws! They'd rip right through a hen!
by Thin_as_a_whale November 16, 2007
When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva
by Roochie February 27, 2007
A cock whore is the ultimate true slut. It doesnt matter her age or if she's married, she just can't get enough hard cock. A cock whore dresses like a slut at all times, letting everyone see her tits, ass and pussy. She doesnt care about a mans age, race or if he's thin or fat, only that he has a hard cock between his legs and thats he is willing to stuff one of her holes with it.
Kathy is a complete cock whore. She's married and in her 50's but has still let over 40 different men fuck her in the past year alone. She wears as little as possible to work. Very short skirts and thigh highs to let men peek at her sexy ass. Even at home she lets the neighbors see her by walking in the house naked and outside with only a thong bikini on.
Last Friday she let 2 college boys fuck her dirty pussy before work and her boss fucked her ass in his office by simply lifting her skirt and telling her to bend over. Then at lunch a guy she met on the internet fucked her in the back of his car in a park. Back at work she sucked off a black coworker who told her she had nice tits. She then stopped at a bar on way home and let to men she didnt know take her home to bang her.
Last Friday she let 2 college boys fuck her dirty pussy before work and her boss fucked her ass in his office by simply lifting her skirt and telling her to bend over. Then at lunch a guy she met on the internet fucked her in the back of his car in a park. Back at work she sucked off a black coworker who told her she had nice tits. She then stopped at a bar on way home and let to men she didnt know take her home to bang her.
by btld September 25, 2007
by Marc January 05, 2003
A person, usually a man, who lacks strength of character, or who is an easy touch for a sob story, or who cannot be relied on to take decisive action. Usually a sycophant.
The boss asked us to work on Saturday, and my supervisor didn't stand up to him and argue. What a soft cock.
by Beechmere May 23, 2006