tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021

Tank

The perineum

That girls got a bomb tank . The perineum is tough as a motherfucker

by Gooseward September 13, 2020

Little Tank

Asher

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk

by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024

Tank boy

A tank boy is a hefty gym lad who has significant muscle gain

Friend: “woah did you see him?”
Me: “yeah man, he’s a right tank boy”

by Limeyboi August 28, 2019

Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.

The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.

by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018

Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...

Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

tank man

tankman also known as the Unknown Protester or Unknown Rebel in Tiananmen Square that stops tanks and gets on the tank and trys to get in idk i ant a nerd and here is an example l

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oh hell tank man got blown in the back of his head shoot.

by cool man jk 2021 November 7, 2021