Taintnado

A taint tornado. The awkward moment/sensation when you are using a public restroom and the high power toilet automatically flushes against your will

Greg was enjoying a leisurely dump in the bathroom at the mall when he was suddenly hit by a taintnado

by kimmypie April 26, 2014

Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014

taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.

by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014

taint forest

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.

Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

taint jolt

When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...

Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again

by sc121800 November 27, 2014

Tainaje

Beautiful . Big butt girl . Who's independent and has the best personality . You won't get bored around her . Everyone loves her company and will have a great time with her . Keeps you smiling and laughing at all times

What's her name ? Oh Tainaje , she's amazing .

by AprilJenkins January 2, 2015

Taint smeller

When someone's smells someone's taint

Ewwww. Did you hear when jax smelled Aaron's taint. I heard he liked it to. Jax is such a taint smeller that likes cock rubbed in his taint.

by Tylermcnabb February 12, 2015