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shart shuffle

1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.

Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007
1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.
by Randolph Scott November 28, 2007
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Lehighton Shuffle

noun
A wet dream about a parent or any other close relative.
John's mom is a MILF, but that is still no excuse for him to have a Lehighton Shuffle about her.
by Billy Bob June 3, 2004
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third knuckle shuffle

1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.

2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!

2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003
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Bradburn Shuffle

When one partner stands behind the other and bends them over for doggie-style while walking in place.
Andrew gave her the Bradburn Shuffle so long, it wore the bottom of his shoes off.
by Bad Splice September 11, 2003
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shuffleboard

An official beer pong match. Used mainly in high schools to avoid negative confrontations for admisistrators.
by DWEEZY354324 August 16, 2009
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stuffed piñata

When a girl fills her orifices with several types of candy. Somebody then proceeds to push on her stomach, which forces the candy to come out like a piñata.
"I made Brandy a stuffed piñata last night. I can't believe how fast the candy shot out."
by The stuffed piñata. September 23, 2013
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Double Stuffed Eiffel Tower

When 2 dudes, have 2 chicks bent over doggy style facing each other. The dudes are hitting it from the back, while the chicks makeout. While the dudes give a double high-five over both girls.
by Evan and Chris October 22, 2008
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