squirrel

Someone you like. Mainly someone you want to bang.

Jill: Hey, Bill, do you have a squirrel?
Bill: Jill, you know you're my squirrel. Wanna go have sex?

by squirrel1990 December 24, 2006

cabbage squirrel

Those stupid little spider-like things in Halo2 that zombify everything after you kill them. Named for two reasons; 1 The sudden rush of adrenaline one gets as the these horrid things comes flying off the wall can only be compared with the adrenaline rush one gets from chasing a squirrel and, 2 You can only imagine that after killing them and stomping on them in your high-tech Spartan suit, the smell would be something kin to rotting cabbage.

{thunk, thunk} "Chief? Chief, do you read me?"
"Aye. I'm reading you. The coast's clear an---AHHHHHHH!!CABBAGE SQUIRRELS!!!"

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

Squirell

Another word for clog or "poop."

"There is a squirell in the toilet!"

by JLab July 27, 2008

squirrelly

Squirrel-based jam.

Billy Bob made more of his famous squirrelly to sell along with his venison jerky.

by jessiexabillion October 24, 2012

squidge

To crap your pants.

Damn that ex-lax!*SQuidge* Oh my god.

by Borble August 20, 2003

squirrely

To act in a matter that is fruity or queer

I think our guests left because Cam was getting all squirrely.

by CMac dizzle May 14, 2007

Squire

A very large and extremely stench-loaded crap of power

person a: Hey guys i woulden't hit the bathroom anytime soon i just dropped a massive squire

person b: *cannot reply, throat is clogged with squire fumes*

by ww+ss December 12, 2010