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Squab donkey

When you are banging your girl so hard she squirts everywhere but then suddenly poops as well. Becoming a Squab Donkey
Ended up a nasty mess because my chick totally squab donkeys
by Running hatchet December 7, 2018
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Squid

1) Ink-producing marine mollusks of the order Teuthida that typically glide through water via locomotion of their eight tentacles. Sometimes prepared for human consumption (especially in Japanese cuisine), where it is referred to as "calamari."
2) An inexperienced, inept, or otherwise foolish motorcyclist. Possibly a blend of "stupid" and "quick," as well as the bacronym "stupid, quick, under-dressed and imminently dead." This was extended more generally to inexperienced riders of any vehicle by the 1999 kids' cartoon Rocket Powered, the debut episode of which titled "New Squid on the Block," where the lowest ranking skateboarder was termed "squid" by the other characters.
3) A nerd. First used in this context in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a 1999 epistolary coming of age novel on page 183, where it is used to describe people who sit at the back of the school bus: "When I do ride the bus, I usually sit towards the middle because I've heard sitting in the front is for nerds and sitting in the back is for squids, and the whole thing makes me nervous. I don't know what they call 'squids' in other schools." The term has since picked up minor cachet in the New England area as being synonymous with nerds, weirdos, etc.
1) "If you made an appearance on a Discovery Channel documentary about marine life, you might be a squid."
2) "If you ride without a helmet and ride over 100 mph on the freeway, you might be a squid."
3) "If you play Dungeons & Dragons on a regular basis, you might be a squid."
by __mark__ December 26, 2018
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squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.
Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".
by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019
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Sqoiblydoo

A beer, usually one bought by a colleague or acquaintance.
“Hey Alex, wanna get me a sqoiblydoo?”
No way, you owe me a sqoiblydoo from last week.”
by I<3dogging123 March 23, 2019
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Squid coke

The last coke or soda left in the unboxed plastic soda carriers. (With the other plastic outings left around the solo drink, the shape looks like a squid)
I just had the squid coke from the fridge. We need more.
by Saturnboi January 21, 2019
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squid

a person who wears black flags\bandanas thas a squid
by Mk West 2319 February 6, 2019
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Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.
I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.
by TheJames333 February 11, 2019
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