spoon goon

noun, a man, usually intoxicated who will spoon with the ugliest women or men in the world

billy spooned with that ugly ass monkeyho last night, hes such a spoon goon!

by dick chesse December 18, 2008

Spoon

Racing parts manufacturer in Japan. Specializes in hondas. Send them $10K and they can send you parts to make your civic run mid 13s.

I dropped $10K in Spoon parts into my civic and now I can beat a stock Trans Am.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

spoon lover

A person who is proficient in the art of spoon bending.

"Mother F****** Spoon Lover!"

by XYZ December 26, 2003

Spoonabula

A tranformation of the orgabula which depicts the multiple orgasm achieved with the aid of a spoon.

"Last night, after dinner..."
"You forked him?!"
"No, he spooned me. I'll draw you a Spoonabula"

by orgabulator May 26, 2004

spooge mama

A hottie that makes you wanna blow a load in her mouth.

Damn man, have you ever seen a finer spooge mama?? FUCK!!! I already shot my wad.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

Spoon

Lacrosse stick.

Bro sweet spoon.

Bro is that your spoon?

by Frostie Flow January 7, 2010

Spoon Society

1. A member of a society that can tell when a spoon is a spoon. They hold the spoon in several different positions and tell you whether the spoon is actually a spoon or not.

guy 1 "That kid in my English class keeps telling me my spoon is not a spoon, then he holds it the exact same way then tells me it is a spoon. I DON'T GET IT!"
guy 2 "He must be a part of Spoon Society."

by Imborred10 December 8, 2010