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Spoon

A stupidly innocent person. They are often shy and make silly mistakes that hurt themselves. Spoons are secretly very funny and bubbly once you save them from their spoonish ways but until then you’re stuck with a socially awkward, innocent person that’s veryyyyyy spoony
Why are you such a spoon?! Think about what you’re saying!
by Lilspoon12 June 12, 2018
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Dirty Spoon

Big spoon falls asleep with penis in little spoons ass.
It was cold in Texas but I dirty spooned Jackie in the Honda civic to stay warm.
by Cbonesteak March 20, 2024
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Spoon

John: YOU'RE A SPOON, JAMESON!
Jameson: k
by Johnathan_Smith May 9, 2018
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Pan Sexual Spoon

A spoon that likes stirring a pan
I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon
by Cazoooo April 21, 2022
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Spoon

How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.
by EmotionalSuport_ February 5, 2020
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Spoon

Weird small bowl with a handle
A: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK WATER WITHOUT SPILLING IT
B: with spoon
by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024
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