1. A member of a society that can tell when a spoon is a spoon. They hold the spoon in several different positions and tell you whether the spoon is actually a spoon or not.
guy 1 "That kid in my English class keeps telling me my spoon is not a spoon, then he holds it the exact same way then tells me it is a spoon. I DON'T GET IT!"
guy 2 "He must be a part of Spoon Society."