Sportin' lint

Flat broke. Your pockets are turned-out, and all you've got is a little dryer lint in there. Skint, tapped.

I asked Bob if he wanted to come drinking, but he said he was sportin' lint until payday.

by iembalm May 4, 2011

spongitude

n. spongitude: The ability to multitask by auditing while listening to your managers rant and rave.

Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.

by nym1 November 9, 2011

Spoiled Gutter Princess

someone who constantly acts entititled and inconsiderate like a princess, but belongs in {or comes from} the gutter.

*note - Men and Women shall both still be referred to as Princess as the term applies to a behavior and not a gender.

Jill: Why would I want to go to Italy for food when I know it wont be as good as Olive Garden?

Jack: Wow... I never realized what a spoiled gutter princess you are....

by Dysergic March 14, 2013

Spoilerophobia

Fear of getting to know a previously unknown aspect of something which you likely would have rather learned on your own.
*discussions of art media such as video games, movies, etc. especially vulnerable.

#1"Have you seen the last episode of The Walking Dead? Wanna know who dies?"

"Please, don't tell me a thing! I will be really mad with you if you do."

"Geez, do you suffer of spoilerophobia or somethin'?"

#2"Have you heard about the new movie?"

"NO, don't tell me anything! I don't even want to know the name of the movie or who is in it."

"Wow, you suffer from a severe case of spoilerophobia"

by Steven Cojo March 22, 2013

Spoonster

A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.

Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"

Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"

by reaybe January 30, 2014

Spontanus

Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.

"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."

by billebllunt February 12, 2014

Spoonfart

When you're spooning with your boo and you accidentally pass wind. This usually happens when the partner's knees are tucked up tight to yours and your body is in already in the full bowel movement position. You feign sleep/suppress laughter when they react.

Magnus: I hooked up with this awesome girl last night, but I think I ruined it with a spoonfart.

by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants February 17, 2014