Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...

Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"

by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018

Suicide bomber

Samson. Google that shit, honest. It’s in the fucking Bible.

I love messiahs best when they’re suicide bombers!

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Flashlight Suicide

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.

After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.

by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016

inactively suicidal

When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.

Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.

by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017

Homo Suicide

It is when a gay person turn straight. Killing your gay self and turn straight.

"I would fuck you so hard that you would commit homo suicide"

by Homo Suicide February 3, 2018

National Suicide Day

National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger group of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.

Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.

by aternis October 26, 2020

Political suicide

(To commit ): to do anything and everything possible to sabotage your own political future.

Making stupid mistakes and decisions during your political campaign, even before your gain the office you are running for, is also considered political suicide

by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2021