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Shootemass

Adjective for an unnecessarily aggressive person who does not pick up on social queues and or misunderstands them. Similar to pain in the ass
My Shootemass girlfriend ruined my trip with the boys
by Ja’crispy Applebottom February 15, 2023
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baby shooter

Put your baby shooter back in your pants, Bob.
by maggie cate May 29, 2008
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web shooter

One who slings his ejaculate into or on someone or something.
Dude: Why is there jizz everywhere!?!?
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I'm a web shooter.
by Webslinger6969 December 29, 2016
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School shooting

An event that a student (usually a Eugene ) opens fire on students and teachers with a firearm. It usually results in a lot of dead People.
by NotAnEugeene June 21, 2017
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Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Sir Prophet Shootah

A man who puts the bros before them hoes. His quotes are better than Kanye West's tweets.
Yo, Sir Prophet Shootah has just released another quote
by Shooterah August 3, 2020
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scooter mobbing

the act of scootering without fear of obstacle, using a self propelled two wheeled scooter. Generally scooter mobs will engage in ritual challanges to gain respect from their peers and possible acceptance into a developing mob. Once accepted, a mob member can begin then their adventuring, and with at least three mob members present, they can begin scooter mobbing.

WARNING: Know your domain! If you and your buddies think it might be fun to go for a "free scoot" beware of nearby mobs. Scooter Mobs are know to be highly territorial and fearless. They will attack if they feel threatened or if they feel you are damaging the scooter name and way of life.

Also if there aint three members present you aint 'scooter mobbng' foo.
Coud Dolazo: "hey man wanna go mobbin', then vandalize some public property"

Sketer Plabe: "the f**k man, we are scooter mobsters not hooligans! I will go scooter mobbing with you only if you find a third member, and respect mother nature"

Coud Dolazo: "sure thing, my bad, brother"
by teh scootster January 22, 2010
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