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Santa Claus

A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.
by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022
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santa

santa is not real
by 696-969-6969 December 4, 2020
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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
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Santa Claus

An elderly and obese guy that delivers billions of presents to people around the world. How does he get the presents? Why, he forces millions of elves in green costumes with way too large hats to make the presents.
Person 1: do you know santa claus?
Person 2: who doesn’t?
by idkwhatnametoputhere August 4, 2024
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Similac Santa

Privileged white guy that begrudgingly pays for a poor couples baby formula during the Holidays.
When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.
by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019
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basic santa

when someone can do nothing but give away presents
look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa
by toad307 February 28, 2016
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Santa

Fat ass motherfucker who cant even fit in the chimney. he has fucking elves as slaves and hates his wife ms. claus,
Son: Dad look its santa!
Father: shut the fuck up
by Stampertje1708 March 15, 2024
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