Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

by Gabilit October 24, 2018

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas

Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Santa Fe Packing Company

A brand of salsa that has an anthropomorphic cactus.

Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.

by Wendysfg August 26, 2023

santa

nonexistent

santa is not real

by 696-969-6969 December 4, 2020

Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it

I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.

by BigDaddy$ September 4, 2017

Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person

Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay

by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024

Santa Sack

When you use your penis to tug out a girls tampon then have sex while the blood stained tampon paints your nut sack red.

Oi, I pulled her tampon out with my dick and then had sex, afterwards my ball sack was red like a"Santa sack".

by Crusher042 March 15, 2025