A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.
by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020

An elderly and obese guy that delivers billions of presents to people around the world. How does he get the presents? Why, he forces millions of elves in green costumes with way too large hats to make the presents.
by idkwhatnametoputhere August 4, 2024

When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.
by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019

by toad307 February 28, 2016

Fat ass motherfucker who cant even fit in the chimney. he has fucking elves as slaves and hates his wife ms. claus,
by Stampertje1708 March 15, 2024
