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Girlfriend rule 

What ever your girl friend says is law. She has veto power.
Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”

Mundane Rule

The "Mundane Rule", proposed by Matt Jarbo (Mundane Matt) is the rule that any time a meme becomes popular it will be declared "ist" (Racist/Sexist)
So Sweeden just enacted the Mundane Rule over the Distracted Boyfriend meme
Mundane Rule by Skua September September 26, 2018

Stinger rule 

To stop smoking a joint or blunt when it becomes too short of a roach. To the point where it starts to sting the fingers.
I go by the stinger rule, I’m off of that blunt
Stinger rule by Mattaroni December 5, 2018

85% rule 

When someone fails to understand the essential part of the statement (misses the point) and rather points out an error in that statement.
Intervention: *Trying to get through to Timmy that family is everything, and you need them.
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule
85% rule by linear_terms January 28, 2019

cushion rule 

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.
Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.
cushion rule by Adambom42 May 3, 2019

Dorm Rules 

It's not gay if there's no eye contact
"Five knuckle shuffle?"
"Dorm rules!"
Dorm Rules by Naughtopus May 24, 2019