Robert

FPH: Fat pumpkin head, fukstik, lebo arab loner. Chillax this is graus.

Robert Mokbel

by rahgioshsahsd October 26, 2010

Robert Pattinson

The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.

Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.

by Fnord of the Bananas August 27, 2010

Robert

An annoying old man with a small trouser snake

Robert is gay

by Gggggggggbb June 10, 2016

Robert

A person who plays a MOBA online game who is just inherently bad and makes awful mistakes that causes his or her team to fail miserably. A person who doesn't listen to instructions or team play mechanics. This term can also be used in any online gaming format. A more polite way to express disdain for the lack of team playing skills by a teammate.

Listen to directions, Robert. Don't be such a Robert. GG Robert.

by OleBanole September 4, 2015

Julia roberts

one of those "i dont do nude scenes" actresses
if they dont nudy up whats the point?

"im too good for nude scenes"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Robert Wilson

A boy who is the epitome of awesomeness. One who many from the 14-16 age bracket adore. May be described from time ti time as "slow" but doesn't take this term to heart. To sum it up, the best guy in the world. Belongs best with a Brittany...

Brittany Harris: Really want me to be your Slow Girl?

Robert Wilson: Of course...

Brittany Harris: You're so awesome...

by Slow Girl March 25, 2009

katrina roberts

someone who cares about and loves for someone they want to be with and are most close to. a person who will always be faithfull and commited to what ever the relationship type is. they are very good at sexual activites except when you try to penetrate them. =O

katrina roberts is a good partner.

by boo boo magoo December 24, 2007