Florida Puppy

A baby alligator taken as a put

John adopted a Florida Puppy

by lkjertreksdfg November 29, 2021

Puppy

Cute lil homies that make cats look bad. They will be with u at ll times like a true homie

I cried in a corner like an emo because the puppy was adorbs

by Mei mei ;) July 17, 2022

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 July 31, 2022

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022

Dixies..puppy

Dixie's #1 fan . He has 2k+ followers. Dixie followed him but he got hacked and they removed her, but one day she will follow again

Dixies..puppy is running

by Dixies..puppy June 9, 2022

The forbidden balloon puppy

An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.

Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022