warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020

spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

Dirty Puppy

When you meet a girl for a day and in that short while you all have kinky sex using dog related toys.

Remember that guy I met the other day,he treated me like such a “dirty puppy.”

by Grapfruit January 3, 2021

The puppy with no teeth

When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.

"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.

by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021

Gush puppy

Gush puppy is when you get your prostate checked doggy style and his anal glands squirt everywhere

“Come hither”
“Oh man I just had a *gush puppy*”

by BishopRox123 January 16, 2021

Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)

Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021