Porn Hangover

I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.

I was having such a bad porn hangover last night that i couldnt go out.

by ParadoxSync February 27, 2009

porn

Will never die, as long as there are folks willing to strip for the camera, the people who wish to browse it, and the assholes who wish to destroy it.

It will take more than 200 years to view every porn site and file currently on the Internet.

by sicko June 23, 2003

porn

n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.

As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Pornbomb

Dropping a huge amount of porn on someone either deliberatley or accidentally

Did you see NHK episode 8? sato totally pornbombed his mom

by denkler September 25, 2009

porn profiteer

a person who sells teen porn made by teens to the wider young adult porn market.
usually done by another teen.

John is a porn profiteer.

by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009

Pornalepsy

Pornalepsy occurs when a person (or persons) is abouts to indulge in some light pornagraphic entertainment. The term refers to the uncontrollable shudders of excitement one gets whilst the porn is loading. so called as said shudders resemble an epileptic fit.

Me and sir Jimison bottomholesworth were abouts to watch an adult dvd of a tramp fornicating with a swan, as the dvd loaded both our bodies broke out in an uncontrollable bout of pornalepsy in atticipation of the hot tramp on swan action.

by I shag jaimie March 6, 2010

porn burn

Having watched far too much porn, real world sex doesn't do it for you or is extremely difficult to get to the tickley bit.

Sorry I can't cum I have porn burn

by Anon0101010 February 7, 2015