Patty

A term used to describe a blacxication person who has several wild sex fantasies about various people.

She licked Patty's face.

by chuba!! May 10, 2008

phatty matty

a cool person

Matt is called phatty matty because he is.

by xobeachqt69xo November 11, 2003

St. Patty's Day Pact

A promise that every year on Saint Patrick's Day two or more friends will go on a walk while smoking a cigarette, even if they loathe one and other they must do this.

This is almost like a task to those who take the oath.

Friend:"Are you and -insert name- going to follow through with the St. Patty's Day Pact?"

Me:"We hate each other, but it has to be done."

by Mogan Bee March 20, 2007

crabby patty

someone u don't like or have the time for

that girl is such a crabby patty

by Caress gilbert March 18, 2003

Patty Duke

When you ask the girl you're with to pretend to be your long lost cousin for sexual purposes.

That girl was so hot she reminded me of my cousin, Tanquaray, so I asked her for a Patty Duke.

by Mayonaisse Man December 19, 2011

Cincinatti Patty

When u shit on sumones chest and make it flat like a patty and then u come in the middle.

i gave my girlfriend the cincinatti patty last nite

by ILIKETITS! July 31, 2009

Patton'ed

1) Spend copious amounts of time and effort to find out that it functions to its minimal (or less than) required expectation; failing to resolve and/or complete the task at hand, and not caring at all to do so.

2) General lack of expertise, attitude, and motivation, in an area which it is expected that such person or persons would have such expertise, with the end outcome leading to failed expectations.

I got patton'ed at the mva today. I went to the MVA, stood in line for 3 hours with my docs and told I needed to come back. When I did, the previous person didn't tell me I need more information on my docs.

by Mr. Cunt Muscle April 8, 2009