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Paul McCartney 

The greatest talent ever born.
The sexiest and most handsome man ever born.
He made this world a better place, and he has an influence like no other.
The greatest voice ever.
A very kind and generous man...not a single mean bone in his body.
The best of The Beatles.
A strong advocate of love and peace.

Was knighted in 1997 as Sir Paul McCartney.
"Paul McCartney is my hero. I wish I was Linda McCartney."
Paul McCartney by peace&luv September 26, 2009
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Widely known as the most dominate churchball team in the history of the league
Assencion player: hey girl you gonna come to our next game? Girl: yea i'll be there but only so I can watch the studdly St Paul players kick your ass

Jake Paul 

Jake Paul is an actual flop who tries to ruin other people lives in order to succeed, concequntly, he ends up ruining his own life and looking like an actual dick head.
Jake Paul only cares about the money and the fame.
Jake Paul by jxp August 18, 2017

Paul Griffiths 

Trainwreck from myspace.
He owns Babycakes Clothing. He is a myspace king.
He has deleted his livejournal account but can be found with thousands of friends on myspace.
There are over 30 communities on livejournal and myspace dedicated to talking about him and sharing photos of him.
"do u talk to Paul Griffiths AKA Trainwreck?"
"naww I aint phitt nuff
Paul Griffiths by cuntx December 27, 2008

Paul Hackett 

A Democratic candidate and Iraq War Veteran who ran for Congress in August 2005 in a special election. He just barely lost in an overwhelmingly Republican district, foreshadowing that the Republicans will either lose the Congress in 2006 or at least lose many seats.

(Aug. 05)
Paul Hackett is a great American.
Paul Hackett by ben1 September 16, 2005
1. to be invited to something by someone (usually named Paul) who then cancels on you or doesn't show up at all. 2. to be left hanging without being told. 3. to be ditched. 4. to receive a chiropractic adjustment by a Paul
Paul: "Hey BBQ tonight at your place? I'll bring the meat"
Craig: "Sounds good, 6?"
Paul: "Alright cool, I have enough steaks"
Troy: "Sweet"

<3 hours later in a backyard full of people...>
Shores: "Dude, I've hit on every 40 year old here...where's the food? Where's Paul?"
Craig & Troy: "Aww man, we got Paul'd!"

Paul Prime 

Typcically bald, due to "fucking genetics" as people always claim. These type of people live up a place called Ovenden and are continuously stalked by 18 year old pricks. These pricks include: people with downers, people who have their lives controlled by their parents and people with no pubic hair.
Paul Prime likes to enjoy wrecking his wrists by typing on a keyboard all day and spamming out MSN 24/7, even whilst at college. Paul Prime's are usually best-friends with people who have downers, just so they feel a little superior in life. Paul Prime's tend to use the words "xD","LOL","LMFAO" and "Oooh-Hoooo-Hoooo(Santa-clause-like noises) FOR THE WIN!".
"That guy has the best comb-over i've ever seen!"
"That is pretty poor, it has like 4 partings!"
"I know! What a Paul Prime."
Paul Prime by Bronze Bear May 17, 2010