Also known as the coolest and most insensitive way to break up ever conceived by man. A sex move that's notoriously hard to pull off. You'll need a window in your bedroom, on the ground floor, a cupboard for a friend to hide in, and a girl.
Start doing the girl doggy-style, facing the window, and then have your friend quietly sneak out of the cupboard and trade places with you without her noticing. Then exit the room, walk in front of the window, and wave to her. Bonus points if you're still naked when you do this.
Start doing the girl doggy-style, facing the window, and then have your friend quietly sneak out of the cupboard and trade places with you without her noticing. Then exit the room, walk in front of the window, and wave to her. Bonus points if you're still naked when you do this.
"Dude, I finally managed to pull off a time paradox! She'll probably never speak to me again, but it was worth it!"
by enkefahn January 06, 2010
1) phrase meaning, "I challenge you to a streetfight," usually accompanied by the challenger assuming a fighting stance
2) phrase accepting such a challenge to a streetfight
2) phrase accepting such a challenge to a streetfight
by Da Nasty One November 19, 2004
to ride the crimson river
by gorillaman65 February 03, 2005
by oldgreg44 July 10, 2011
Being so consistently late that you create your own timezone.
If you're already late.. Take your time.. You can't be late twice.
If you're already late.. Take your time.. You can't be late twice.
Why is he so late? Because it's Mitch Time.
by AcBrittany17 February 01, 2017
The first Christmas I am spending with Kelly will be all-time!!
The day my baby boy was born was all-time!
The day my baby boy was born was all-time!
by Ads290782 November 12, 2007
Any act involving a penis penetrating a female whether it be in the vagina, mouth, ass, or whatever kind of fucked up places your penis penetrates. Penis time, generally refers to one night stands, but can be used any time when describing your magical night to your friends or while tweeting about it at work or school.
by Bill Pill September 27, 2009