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grab the noose

A phrase used to tell someone to kill themselves. Mainly used after a person says or does something extremely retarded to substitute the original phrase "Kill yourself" .
Jimmy: Hey guys want to go play some minecraft?
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.

Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.
by nooseboy March 10, 2016
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Keeping your nose clean

Keeping your nose clean means are you staying out of trouble
Boy: "Did you see that your homeboy got locked up for drug possession?"

Girl: "Yeah, I know he is your friend, but I hope you are keeping your nose clean."
by ThatgurlJo216 March 22, 2016
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Muff Diver's Nose

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.
Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.
by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016
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Ain't no use in that

Slang for saying something is pointless.
Cletus: Pa, I'm gunna sweep the porch off.

Pa: Dammit Cletus, I should've worn a condom.

Ma: Now Pa, there ain't no use in that!
by Dragofeno12 July 10, 2016
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Keep ya nose out

This means to stay out of people's business
Please keep ya nose out of this conversation this doesn't concern you what so ever.
by History! August 10, 2017
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lamp her nose in

To neck/ make out with some one so rough and hardcore that you bend or brake the other person's nose.

"Becky needs a nose job now because dave lamped that shit in!"

"Did you see them two? They were practically lamping their noses in!"
Lamp her nose in: "man it was crazy last night, I lamped her nose in."
by JollyLamper December 8, 2017
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Dogs hair by the nose

Traditional hangover cure.

Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.

The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.

Try some dogs hair by the nose!

Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
by Oz Troll January 13, 2018
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