Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC (NCS) was founded in Virginia Beach, VA in 2009. NCS is the dopest computer repair service on the planet. They have already spread throughout 95% of the entire universe. They currently have their eyes set on earth however they are definitely taking their sweet time. The identity of their true leader is currently unknown but there are a few known facts. We do know that their owner is a man and we have heard that he is extremely handsome. If you come across him, be extemely cautious when looking into his eyes. He seems to have the ability to control your mind and somewhat alter reality. Just to be on the safe side, you should probably "like" them on their facebook page.

www.facebook.com/NinjaComputerSolutions

Their website is www.NinjaComputerSolutions.com just in case you decide that you want to have your technology worked on.

Dude: Shit, my computer just broke!

Dude's Friend: Yo, contact Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC, they'll fix that shit fast as hail!

by Akatsuki Leader October 11, 2011

Wordpress Ninja

A person that has ninjitsu like skills that can do freaky things with Wordpress. Nothing is too hard. This ninja can pwn with Wordpress and rule the bloggersphere.

Blogging is great but a Ninja can make a blog look like a 5 star hotel and call you by your mama's name!

This ninja is not the normal blogger, they can make you snap your neck with their l33t skills. You will never see this guy or chic, she hides in the posts and strikes in the forums.

Its all in an effort to make a blog look......well...not like a blog!

I need to hire a Wordpress Ninja to create a kick ass social business website! Oh Sh*t, I killed my CSS style sheet.....call the f'n Wordpress Ninja!

by The Wordpress Ninja November 19, 2011

Keyboard Ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.

Dan: "Hey Mike whats wrong?"

Mike: "im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net."

by 907jones January 12, 2009

black.ninja

attempt for steve to feel important in life...

steve: hey guys did you read my definition of black.ninja on urbandictionary.com?
Heterosexual male #1: no who the hell are you
Heterosexual male #2: faggot

by Steve is a Faggot November 18, 2004

Ninja turtle

Whilst having your ass licked, sneakily push out a turtles head and quickly retract again. Causing surprise & delight.

She was giving me anal pleasure when a Ninja turtle appeared and disappered. she asked, what the f**ck was that. I said I did'nt know.

by Domotello May 17, 2007

Crispy Ninja

A sexual act where the Male, (henceforth referred to as the "ninja") surprises his unsuspecting mate in a stealthy manner. This tricky maneuver must be performed whilst penetrating doggy style. The ninja pulls out and simultaneously spits on the females back to mimic the ejaculation process. As the unsuspecting female turns around to proposition a cuddle session, the ninja must judo chop her in the jugular in a violent manner, strong enough to knock his counterpart out. Once the female is rendered unconscious, the ninja must release his ninja-like load into her hair. He must then sneak away quickly enough so that the girl awakens with an unfamiliar crispy substance in her hair, and an extremely stiff neck.

Luke: Ron totally crispy ninja-ed that broad from the bar last.

Nester: Who was that girl again?

Luke: You know, that Hannah girl.

Nester: She got what she deserved.

by Sasha Leo January 18, 2010

ninja dust

verb. ninja dusting. The act of letting go a silent, putrid fart that permeates the room, and in an unsuspecting fashion, the perpatrator uses his hands to waffte the stench towards the nearest person.

I almost shit my pants and ninja dusted Gino in the process.

by Justin (Key'o'doh) May 13, 2005