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suck my balls and make me cum

suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.
I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.
Slang referring to a male's testicles.
"My boys are sweating, that's how hot they are."
- Shaquille O'Neal

spin my beanie 

to generate excitement and enthusiasm; an expression of the highest approval.
Those shoes you're wearing really spin my beanie!
spin my beanie by bahrainz January 16, 2003

Cut my bread 

A phrase a female would use at dinner in front of other couples to show that her man is whipped. If the male does cut the bread. He is thereforth whipped
Female: Jeff, "Could you please cut my bread"?
Cut my bread by Rachelv October 15, 2007

Volley My Balls

The act of volleying between one testicle to the other with your tongue.
Not only did she wet my whistle, but she went a little lower to Volley My Balls.
Volley My Balls by Greenman69 July 26, 2010

Cried my balls out 

Just like bawling ou eyes out....but not...
Usually used for when men cry
Man 1: Soo.. yesterday I saw Red Dog. It was pretty good.

Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!
Cried my balls out by jlowi September 7, 2011