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Bean Muffin

1. A Bean Muffin is wat you call something that is so awesome.

Its hard to explain how cool a Bean Muffin is. You'll know once you see a Bean Muffin.
(And people who think Bean Muffin means muffin top....you are wrong)
person 1. "Woahhh did you see that cool girl with octopus hair and green eyes??"
person 2. "Yeah man, i saw her. She's a Bean Muffin"
by t1cklebug May 18, 2010
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muffin buster

tyler wants to do the muffin buster with that chick
by baseballer47 April 8, 2010
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danger muffin

A woman with an STD.
Kate is so hot, but unfortunately she's a danger muffin.
by livemusic May 13, 2018
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Sweaty Muffins

A man with unusually sweaty testicles.
Man I've got incredibly sweaty muffins
by Laaadt November 14, 2010
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Muffin Head

The term “muffin head” is an intense racial slur used in the 1950’s because bakeries would throw the unsold muffins at African Americans.
by built: different October 7, 2020
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Meat Muffins

Formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.
Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?

Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?

My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!

*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
by Smyshlyaev's Girls May 4, 2014
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shiat muffin

an asshole, bitch, Fuck. It is can be used to tell someone that they are annoying.
J.C is a Shiat muffin.
by Gareth McLoughlin January 3, 2005
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