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Someone that is crazy and/or stupid. Mostly both. They're sometimes an idiot too..
(Kim Kardashian got a divorce after only 2 and a half months)

Kim is a muffin head.
by Diedrich Knickerbocker January 03, 2012
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Someone whose cranial structure and current hairdo, reflect that of a muffin-like shape or appearance.
Jarrod is a muffinhead. Look at that stupid haircut.
by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005
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slang used by ravers to indicate an attendant at a party who either does not want to be at the rave, gives such impression, or who simply does not belong at one
This party is really biting; nothing but muffinheads everywhere asking where the bathroom is
by hyperexcel June 17, 2003
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An individual who has suffered misfortune of insignificant consequence. Used in a sarcastic manner to convey false sympathy.
"Oh no, I stepped in a puddle!"
"Awwwwww, muffinhead."
by Stephivia January 17, 2007
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A name used by very sheltered people, or people that are trying to cover up for what bad language they just used.
Oh you stupid fu-i mean muffin head.
by shithole May 12, 2003
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The head of an erect penis. Usually resmbles the top of a freshly maked muffin.
I was talkin to Chistina last night and I got a sweet muffin head
by William Roll October 23, 2004
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