eggy muff 

Eggy muff is Erin's vagina

Erin has a eggy muff

eggy muff by Pussyegg May 2, 2018

Puffy Muff 

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.

Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .

Puffy Muff by TcSilly May 25, 2018

Big Muff 

A fat, lazy and very stupid cat that would kill a man for food.. but is way too lazy.

Big Muff tried to jump on the counter, she broke her neck.

Big Muff by 1saac April 14, 2019

MOLDY MUFF 

The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.

After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.

MOLDY MUFF by Porknbns June 26, 2019

Ear muff 

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

Ear muff by Slagehammer October 3, 2019

Munch Muff 

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.

Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.

Munch Muff by Papa Bravo Romeo December 9, 2019

Butt Muff 

A hairy asshole

Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.

Butt Muff by HawkMech81 January 4, 2021