pumpkin moose

a fat dick

yo rick has a pumpkin moose

by jenniifffaaa August 17, 2008

moose jewels

1) a highly unknown alcoholic beverage
2) moose genitals
3) the testicles attatched to the penis of a moose

Damn! That moose is loaded! Look at those moose jewels!!

by Babushka Doll December 2, 2007

moose

the animal that should replace every school mascot. plural: meese

Girl 1: "What the fuck is a SeaBee? Gawd, our school is soo dummb !"
Girl 2: "Yeahh ! We should totally be MEESE !"
SomeRandomGuyListening: to himself I bet meese means moose but more than one... wow... that'd be siick."

by grrbabyy December 19, 2008

Moose Knuckle

1. In reference to being able to identify a persons genital shape through their clothes.

2. A kickass bowling team in Portland Ore. "The Sarah Palin Moose Knuckle"

I can totally see Sarah Palin's Moose Knuckle!

by Big Turkey1 October 26, 2008

Moose

a male erection. a boner.

That hot girl is giving me a moose.

by hbchristofer June 5, 2004

Moose Hoove

A "camel toe" for a man. Usually caused ethier an oversized and soggy scrotum or by the fat surronding the groin bunching up into a fold.

Oh my god dude! See that guy in tights over there!!! Check out his Moose Hoove!!! Nasty.

by omgitsahippo July 26, 2009

moosepiss

moose piss- a mixture of Vodka and taboo

This moose piss gets u pissed well quick man

by NemeSiS May 15, 2003