Hoe Mongering

When a boy constantly talks to girls all the time. Even to the point of talking to girls more than boys.

Nathan was not surprised when he saw Lenny hoe mongering during history class.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 5, 2023

Doom Monger

Bringer of Gloom, irregular hair lining/loss, Champion of Greece

“Pffft! You’re such a doom monger you berk, son of doom!”

by Sexpot bedwetty January 14, 2023

Dirty Mong

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.

Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"

by Parker Parker January 23, 2023

ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’

by epic funny February 19, 2023

Will Mong

Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z

Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?

- Oh yeah that just Will Mong

by jeldog May 3, 2023

Money Monger

A Person that proclaims to be royalty but is not, for control of money assets or jurisdiction in a naive scenario they leap to attempt to gain control of a region or associate focus to control within a crucial timeline.

The Money Monger thought it was a game

but money can't protect you but people can ..
Within coordination of reality

by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023

Shit Monger

Someone who stirs up shit and creates drama.

That bitch she’s such a shit monger.

Stop that shit mongering bitch from ruining your life.

by Don Perdix February 4, 2024